Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs

While the media is having a field with any and all of the gaffes of the Republican candidates Newsbusters has a very nice handy reference guide to Obama’s gaffes and goofs.  Democrats love to argue how stupid republicans are because of their gaffes.  But, it’s only fair to make the same argument of Obama.  Below are just a few of his gaffes.

This list was created by Blonde Gator.  Her post can be found here as well as here.

They are as follows:

“The Bomb” that fell on Pearl Harbor

“The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”

10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988

Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket

Air Raiding Villages a la Yankee Air Pirates: Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!

Another Senior Moment

ATMs Cause Unemployment

Blames Hugo Chavez’s Election on (ta da) BUSH!  Oops.

Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball

Botched Toast ~ Babbles over “God Save The Queen”

Bowls like a Special Olympian

Bows to the Chicom President

Bows to the Emperor of Japan

Bows to the Saudi King

Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day

Can’t Keep MOH Recipients Straight

Celebrates the Fifth of the Fourth

Claims to be the only President in History to Try to Eliminate Unnecessary Regulations

Confuses “his” Christianity for “his Muslim faith”

Congratulates the FBI’s First Hundred Days

Constitutional Principles on Judiciary Written 20 Centuries Ago

Cops Acted Stupidly (@ 1:30)

Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop

Did He REALLY just call Palin a “Pig”??????

Disrespects the Flag and the National Anthem

Doesn’t Know How Old His Daughter Is

Exaggerates about Military Small Unit Methods, Weapons, and Tactics in Afghanistan

Expects to be President for “Eight to Ten Years”

Faux White Sox Fan Can’t Name Favorite Players, Loves “Cominskey” Park

Flippantly Answers the “When Does Life Begin” Question ~ Above His Pay Grade

Forgot to Duck ~ Too Busy Waving

Gins up the Reason for his Birth In Selma (Bonus…Jive Accent)

Gives a Shout out to MOH who Isn’t

Gives the Queen an iPod

Gives Thoughtless Gifts to Brit PM Brown and his Children

Had an Imaginary Assignment to the Senate Banking Committee

Had an Uncle who Liberated Auschwitz

Has Visited 57 States

Harvard Degree ~ Mechanical Engineering?  No, Definitely NOT!

Hates Old People

How to Keep All Those Wars Straight?

Identifies a Whole New State (Eau Claire)

If I Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, I’ll Baffle ’em With BS

Inhaled Frequently.  That was the Point.

Israel is a Strong Friend of Israel’s ~ Whilst being Perfectly Clear

Makes a Nasty Joke about Nancy Reagan and Seances

Medical Genius (Off Prompter)

Mistakes a Window for a Door

Mocks Joe the Plumber

Navy Corpse Man

Oaf of Office

Ogles La Derriere Like a Frenchman

Oh Wait…Robots Create Jobs with Unions (@ 1:35)

Panders to Hispanics…Rewrites History Again

Pitches Like a Girl Whilst Wearing Mom Jeans….Wheeeee!!!!!

Refused to Visit the Troops Because No Media Was Allowed

Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers

Scares a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand

Screw Our Allies ~ I’m going with Hugo and Ortega on This One

Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare

Sees Dead People

Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey

Shankopotamus (check out the Crackberry)

Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill

Someone Waging a KMA can’t Spell “Libya” (h/t our own Warner Todd Houston)

Staff Incompetence ~ Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck

The Time has Changed for Come

Thinks “Victory” is a 4 Letter Word

Thinks Austrian is a Language

Thinks Europe is a Country

Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash

Wants to Halt the Rise of Privacy

We are the Ones We’ve Been Waiting For

We Can’t Balance The Budget…w/o Tax Increases ~  Um, Bernanke Disagrees

When in Ireland, Do as the Irish Do….NO WAIT….BYOB (non-alcoholic)

Will Halt The Rise of the Oceans

Wouldn’t “Punish” His Daughters with a Baby AND Equates Pregnancy to an STD

WTF of the Day

You Might be a Filthy Rich Cretin If….Oh Never Mind, the Math Doesn’t Really Work

 

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